Indian Cricket team..JAI HO!!!!

To begin with,HATS-OFF to our Master Blaster SACHIN, what a knock that was?He actually foreseen all the 50 overs and played the shots with impeccable technique and skill which is only possible to him..Coming to the team,there are no words in the dictionary to describe our Indian team's performance in the last 2 one-day internationals.Folks,grow-up..do you guys have any idea with whom you are playing with?AUSTRALIA!!!!gotcha??Australian fast bowlers and the team certainly needs a mention here.It is almost a level B team with all the senior/experienced players went back to due to injuries.But nothing bothered them with their commitment and determination.They actually deserve the series win.On the flat pitches like India,they are extracting immense bounce and pace..look at the fielding...ghoshh..it will take another 15 years for our team to perform like them.We have lot of talent,but lacks motivation and seriousness.If I was given a chance to screw a bat in someone's ass..i will do that for Ravindra Jadeja..what that bas****d is doing in the Indian team??Surely,he must be having a firm political back-up.Good thing for him that,he learned how to hold a bat and bowl after coming to the side.Asish Nehra,another lethargic and ugliest cricketer of all time...runs in to the pitch as if he is suffering from CHIKUN-GUNYA,he is a pace bowler with no pace..Kumble will bowl faster balls than him..wanna kick his ass. Not to mention abt DHONI/DHOBHI..ok what ever??he talks as if he achieved everything in life and there is nothing to achieve.Guys please..live upto our expectations..Cricket is a religion here..and you have a richest sports club in the world(BCCI).And the jerseys you are wearing are the lightest ones ever created by the legendary sports brand NIKE.You guys earn like hell..plz do concentrate on the game...Next time if you guys come here..i will make sure that i will blow your balls...dishkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...What the bloody FFFFF????

Star Show for flood victims

What crap??
You really wonder where our film industry is heading towards after watching the star show happened sometime in the last weekend.All the stage set-up and the stars who turned in for the occassion were all good..but instead of a STARRY night it slowly turned out to be a SCARY night..all kudos to DARSAKARATNA Dasari Narayana Rao who anchored the show from the start to the end...FUCK ALL anchoring..this bloody asshole doesnt even know how to speak in english...but he tried to convince the audience with his rusty/shoddy/fuckin/freakin english..there were some of the best live-show anchors who can elevate the show just by their energetic anchoring..they werent given the mike,instead this fat ass took over the mike and tested the patience of the ppl who attended the event.Apart from this, there is this short guy who does music direction for majority of hit films and looks to be a total flirt..he might be a good musician but he is all crap when he is performing on the stage..with his husky voice,he screws your senses with his rock-star english and believe me he never concentrates on his song,instead he eyes all over the pretty heroines sitting in the front rows..I belive that GOD is there..cos,GOD didnt give him enought height..or else it wud have been very tough to catch this guy..moving on to another interesting thing..there is this family..which craves/cries for attention..the two young lads from this family tries to be over active,over energetic and tries to put up this fake attitude on their faces..OMG atrocious faces..and please from next time onwards..take care that these ppl are not seen around...it looks clealrly that,heroines were brought to the stage with very difficulty.They are not paid for this event,that shows on their faces.Nobody really cared to perform with their heart-out.From next time onwards,donot give mike to that fat potato..what the FFF???